Cool things from gerlynn's blog XD

NICKNAMES

• If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
• If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT

• When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
• When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

• A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
• A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

• A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
• The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

• A woman has the last word in any argument.
• Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
• A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
• A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
• A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

• A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
• A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

• Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
• Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

• Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
• A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

Interesting lunch talk

Janice, "Hey, you know something annoying?"
Me, *hit by a sudden inspirational answer*
Ros, *chokes*
Ros, "Janice could you repeat the question?"
Janice, "You know something annoying?"
Ros, *before janice could continue* "YES! KEVIN!"
Me, "Hey i was about to say that!!!"
Janice, "Okaaaaay...Anyways, you know something stupid?"
Ros&I, "YES!"

XD

This weekend, i MUST concentrate and chiong hw, revisions, etc. urgh.

Side note: bearbear camwhoreeee~ lol bearbear is so cute ;D but it has a dao face and looks like timo! =P *runs away*

Hihihihihi. gosh this week is so busy, that i'm so determined to pull through, each day at a time. i have chem Q5 left and 3 HCL article questions. thanks alot nick/neek for the ws x) i shall go chiong those 2. then prepare for tmr's geog quiz and eng presentation. oh before that, 21 guns' opening is stuck in my headddd.

anyways:

Owl City-Hot Air Balloon

We wrote a prelude
To our own fairy tale
And bought a parachute
At a church rummage sale

And with a mean sewing machine
And miles of thread
We sewed the day above L.A.
In navy and red

We wound a race track
Through your mom's kitchen chairs
And fought the shadows back
Down your dark basement stairs

I lit a match, then let it catch
To light up the room
And then you yelled as we beheld
An old maroon hot air balloon

I'll be out of my mind
And you'll be out of ideas
Pretty soon
So let's spend
The afternoon in a cold hot air balloon
Leave your jacket behind
Lean up and touch the treetops over town
I can't wait
To kiss the ground
Wherever we touch back down

La la la la la laaa
La la la la la laaa

We drank the Great Lakes
Like cold lemonade
And both got stomach aches
Sprawled out in the shade

So bored to death you held your breath
And I tried not to yawn
You made my frown turn upside down
And now my worries are gone

I'll be out of my mind
And you'll be out of ideas
Pretty soon
So let's spend
The afternoon in a cold hot air balloon
Leave your jacket behind
Lean up and touch the treetops over town
I can't wait
To kiss the ground
Wherever we touch back down

I'll be out of my mind
And you'll be out of ideas
Pretty soon
So let's spend
The afternoon in a cold hot air balloon
Leave your jacket behind
Lean up and touch the treetops over town
I can't wait
To kiss the ground
Wherever we touch back down

Someone stole my $4.50 slippers, which were placed outside the house. Lol. desperate.

We got back the syf vid and pics(: gosh we look so ferocious that we could jolly well be filming 'The Revenge of the Purple Pandas' No joking!

Oh i realised i shall have to keep the rest of the FB quizzes to next hols, which is december! hahaha. A short one from siying(:

1. NUSHS! (duh.) M06104 more specifically(:

2. 3.5years

3. ummmmm i can't rmb exactly when, but should be end may before hols.

4. yay another person not vertically gifted to accompany me! nahh, very charismatic?

5. err not sure leh, i think she's quite sui bian._.

6. umm should be chinese songs

7. i'll call her siying(: it goes beyond any other one-word description you know^^

8. Yeah sure, hilariously harmlessly sarcastic (:

9. BABY SIYING! ever since in 104 that has been the nickname :D

10. depends what kind of island luh! leave our names on the island! if no dangers, call others to come to the island and party! then try to leave the island? XD

11. in Singapore lolol. In a hospital working as a doctor?

12. Squirtle! jkjk^^

13. very cool always, able to phrase thing nicely even if you're being sarcastic(:

14. hmmm, i don't think so.

15. Yeah i'm reposting it here x)

Went to watch the concert today(: nick was one of the 3 guest soloist. HAHA NICK YOU JUST HAD TO WRITE THE SPEEDSOLVING RUBIK CUBES IN YOUR PORTFOLIO.

More ownage: Kevin paid $12 for the ticket while the rest of us got it foc. so weird haha.

They played naruto opening as one of the pieces lol. Fabia was face-palming. :D I liked the percussion section for that tho.

Then as the encore piece guess what they played?
Nobody by Wonder Girls.
HAHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY.

And they played Les Miserables and Spirited Away!

Back from bbq + indian-poker-truth&double dare at donovan's house haha(:

Left the house after 4pm, thought i was going to be late so brisk walked to JE mrt. Reached there just in time before the train left, thankgoodness. On the train, there was this couple standing right in front of me. They kissed every 30sec to 1min, eww. And i had to endure it for dunno how many stations. Kissing in public is a more minor thing, kissing with absurd frequency is disturbing, kissing NOISILY is terrible with the absurd frequency.

Found the place, waited there with wenli, daniel and michael for like half an hour?! -.-" Then donovan told us to just take bus5 to his house (which we have no idea where except the road name =.=) So we figured it'll be either near Female Changi Prison, or Male Changi Prison. Then we smsed him and he said he'll just wait there haha.

Finally reached his house. the condo's darn nice. It was surrounded by many other condos... The bbq was like *welcome to the black parade* Then michael somemore asked, "Is it cooked?" ERR.

Then jerlin and i had to rush home early. Sadly the nearest busstop was a distance away. So we chiong all the way (poor jerlin was in slippers :X) By the time we hopped onto the bus we were zombiiieeee.

Gosh i feel sleepy. Must finish my hcl compo first

changed skin haha(: btw please view the web using IE, not mozilla FF, else it'll be darn messy. ehsheesh anyone knows how to shift the border thing so the 2 boxes don't overlap? haha my IT skills suck x.X Thanks twin! ;D